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(this review of Pioneer’s 2003 DVD open “Lupin The third: The World’s Most Wished” within the foundation looked in 2003.  Pioneer’s now not in exchange and this DVD is out of print, but I had moderately a lot of enjoyable writing this review and am delighted to narrate it all over again.)

FROM:  INSPECTOR
ZENIGATA

TO: ICPO (Interpol) 
HEADQUARTERS, GENEVA

SUBJECT: LUPIN THE 3RD -THE WORLD’S MOST WANTED

Gentlemen:

I am saddened to yarn that all over again the entertainment
industry has demonstrated its contempt for the rule of law with the open of
one more in a prolonged line of enthralling serials dealing with the infamous
criminal, Lupin the third.

This most modern DVD open
even has the audacity to scamper enjoyable at Lupin’s criminal station with its title
“The World’s Most Wished”.   I am disquieted
at the dearth of appreciate for law that Pioneer, as soon as a highly-regarded
entertainment conglomerate, has demonstrated with this video.  It turn out to be coarse ample that these supposedly
humorous sketch “adventures” of that reprobate Lupin had been transmitted all one of the best possible scheme during the overall public airwaves in some unspecified time in the future of the mid Seventies, but to dredge these accounts
of larcenous and rotten behavior from no subject pit of depravity they had been
confined to is nearly against the law in itself.

All of Lupin’s accomplices are fully implicated within the
crimes this video depicts.  The gangster
Jigen, the mercenary swordsman Goemon, and that curvaceous grifter Fujiko are
all explicitly shown engaged in violations of the criminal codes of dozens of
nations.  I am, as always, deeply
embarrassed that the wicked and malicious producers of these enthralling motion photos
possess viewed fit to encompass a painfully inept comic strip of myself as a persona in
these extreme episodes.  It is a known
truth that Lupin III has eluded capture so
a ways – but now not for lack of effort on my share, I am proud to assert.  I easiest favor the equivalent turn out to be staunch for about a of our
“brethren in blue”, who appear to regard this brigand as a harmless and
enthralling thief in deserve to a probability to public safety and morals.

The six “escapades” contained in this DVD
are fanciful recreations of about a of Lupin’s most disagreeable offenses, as produced
for Eastern television by the Tokyo Movie Shinsha animation studio.  “The Revenge Of Lupin The three^rd” elements
the destruction of a whole luxury liner, precipitated by a madman pushed to
revenge after changing into the victim of 1 of Lupin’s old schemes.  Within the luridly titled “Buns, Weapons, And Relaxing In
The Solar”,  Lupin and his gang point to
what may maybe maybe perhaps perhaps be sleek heights of contempt for civilized society, as they now not easiest rob
the sphere space of job of Rio’s soccer stadium and kind a mockery of the Brazilian
penal system (here my thought of the Rio police matches Lupin’s – I dismay the
tropical local weather and intensely finest lassitude of the inhabitants has contributed to the
decline of this law enforcement unit) – but a precious national landmark is
maybe irreparably damaged by Lupin’s unthinking greed.  “50 Methods To High-tail away Your 50-Foot Lover” is a
fanciful story of the supposed Loch Ness Monster, reportedly tamed by Fujiko’s
singing inform.  “Gold Smuggling 101” is a
primer in perfidy for any individual who needs to embark on a lifestyles of crime.  I must relate it turn out to be ingenious of Lupin to
use a plot straight out of the movie Goldfinger, but alternatively, he IS a
thief.  What disturbs me primarily the most about
this episode may maybe maybe perhaps perhaps be the depiction of the corruption of what turn out to be as soon as a
respected monetary institution supervisor;  or maybe it may maybe maybe perhaps perhaps also merely
be the depiction of myself, which precisely portrays the creator as a myopic
crank from whom Lupin is willing to flee without effort.  I narrate you, my failure to permanently
apprehend Lupin is a result of the criminal’s inhuman crafty and dexterity,
now not a lapse of consideration from this detective.“Shaky Pisa” is unparalleled now not easiest for the earthquake-instrument that
almost destroys Pisa, but also for anticipating the viewer to imagine that Lupin
the third will retire from the scene while leaving millions of lire
un-stolen.  Within the “Cursed Case Effort”,
the feeble sands of Egypt
are befouled by Lupin’s perfidious footsteps. 
Now not even national treasures are safe from his larcenous rob!  Fortuitously his sick-gotten swag looks to be more
anguish than it’s price.  

The animation of these criminal adventures is of the
well-liked viewed on broadcast television in Japan
within the mid Seventies; ample without devolving into primitivism, though bereft of
the occasional flashes of artistry viewed in moderately a lot of “cartoons” of the duration.  The depiction of Lupin and his accomplices
are realistic ample, though exaggerated for supposedly comic functions.  A vogue of than a garish series title in English,
the outlet credit are as within the foundation presented, and the tip credit are
similar to the Eastern, with a rather weak instrumental changing the long-established
Eastern vocals.   Rendering these
photoplays into English turn out to be clearly an strive on Pioneer’s share to wicked
the morals of the childhood of the Western world, already known to be in a
precarious assert. 

Lupin’s English inform is remarkably similar to his
Eastern.  This sleek Anglophone version,
nonetheless, is closest of all to the rendition heard within the prolonged-suppressed “Thriller of Mamo” movie (though Lupin’s inform turn out to be the ideal point of accuracy in
that in some other case scandalously false manufacturing. “Ed Scott”, certainly).  Both Lupin and his crew of malcontents spout
dialog that positively reeks of the disrespectful, flippant angle that may maybe maybe perhaps
lead one to a lifestyles of crime;  puns,
insults, and innuendos of a leering nature abound of their speech.   I am obvious that the intended viewers for
this low-class banter will gain it moderately a chortle, nonetheless hectic it ought to be
to these of more subtle tastes.

Apparently tireless in its mania to promote lawlessness and
crime, Pioneer has released this DVD with
alternate options of both English and Eastern language tracks.  An huge share of line drawings of
characters, devices, and locales acts as a veritable college education in
wrongdoing for the viewer. 
Previews for various of Pioneer’s maybe more law-abiding productions
maintain the rest of this digital video disc.

   

In conclusion, let me exhort Interpol to spend each and each skill at
its disposal to prevent this most modern affront to the overall public dignity.  How for loads longer will law-abiding voters be
forced to suffer the glorification of criminal activity?  Is Lupin the three^rd the roughly
figure we favor held as much as our childhood as a figure to be emulated?  Already experiences are coming in a few brand sleek
Lupin comic e-book in The United States,
and the sleek twelve months will look Lupin’s duplicitous face plastered all one of the best possible scheme during the
television monitors of that already criminal-infested nation.  I flee you, sirs, to wait now not.  In my detect, I genuinely possess gorgeous obtained info
about Lupin’s most modern goal, and I must cessation this communication rapid.  Relaxation assured, gents, that this time I
will DEFINITELY lift Lupin the three^rd to prolonged-delayed justice.

Inspector Zenigata, ICPO

(transcription by correspondent Dave Merrill)