“Sea Walk Sailors”

 Right here’s a “fun” truth: this legend has been reprinted twice within the US, more than any of the others we’re protecting.  Is that justified?  We’re going to look, possibly.

Before we birth, rob a perceive at this frontispiece: 

Possibly the incontrovertible truth that these items excite me is a signal I have been doing this too lengthy, however I will not aid it; I safe this tremendous-interesting.  “A hilarious bound with Donald and the nephews aboard Uncle Scrooge’s yacht.”  Now, I’m sure there needs to be other examples, however that is the predominant occasion I’ve considered–or finally that I bear in mind–of a Western amusing e-book offering any roughly right editorial comment regarding the stories.  Is that this crucial?  Is the legend a hilarious bound with Donald and the nephews aboard Uncle Scrooge’s yacht?  Correctly, anyone’s for drag SAYING  it is!  They couldn’t print it if it weren’t appropriate.  So, you know.


Heh, heh!  By some skill, that feels worship completely the ultimate opening panel of 1 of these stories.  Now we indulge in bought your handiest man Dick Moores aid on art responsibility, for what that is worth.  One whisper I will give him some level of credit ranking for: that “state!” out within the ocean refers to a put of abode instrument that is now not going to appear except a systems in.  It exhibits an remarkable level of care that Moores troubled to foreshadow it worship this.  Also, it strongly suggests that he would possibly perhaps possibly indulge in written this legend himself, since then he’d be more responsive to the overall put of abode and possibly had been at threat of full what he did (effectively, that changed into my hypothesis, however inducks sez Del Connell, for what or now not it is worth).  

Awfully damn smug, is what I call them.  And jeez, you went THAT swiftly from being unlucky to being bitterly resentful of the muse of now not residing in luxury?  You guys would possibly be fully USELESS in a class war.  Actually, right here’s a fun game you possibly can play at dwelling: everytime you read a duck legend, seek recordsdata out of your self, in accordance along with his depiction in this legend, how seemingly from one to 10 stop I deem Donald would possibly be to affix a innovative left-cruise paramilitary neighborhood?  I type now not know the style you safe or what the winner will get.

I correct need you to portray all three of them asserting that complete lengthy whisper in excellent unison.  No topic; or now not it is miles a tiny sin.  Aloof, it makes me divulge.

That will not be always in fact dishonest, is it?  Correctly, despite questions of honesty, the predominant question to Donald about his luminous understanding is, how very crucial is it that you just promote?  Because if or now not it is now not that crucial, then horny, I relate.  But if it IS, that “we are going to stick the signal in and promote his condominium and yacht…or now not it is that simple!” is doing an fully mighty quantity of labor there.  That straightforward, is it?  And on an unrelated level to, would you worship to signal in for my multilevel marketing understanding?

Accurate news, everyone.  The housing shortage has been eliminated.  Nationwide, you mean?  Or correct in Calisota?  Both manner, that is beautiful colossal news to correct clumsily shove into the legend for minor exposition functions.  And bear in mind: striking off homelessness is explicitly counter to the needs of the ruling class.  Comrade Dick Moores suggested me so.

Conventional stuff, on the other hand or now not it is aloof roughly humorous how nonsensical Scrooge’s sense of money is.  He should promote swiftly!  It be an emergency!  Better reduce off this little piece of the worth (.005%, some swiftly math reveals) that would possibly perhaps possibly by no device indulge in any stop on its sale!  The truth that he had the phone disconnected correct goes to make stronger this impact that he has the mind of a baby.

Certain.  Good ample.  Very sitcommy.  Even when he’s now not being brazenly egregious about it, Scrooge’s fashioned dimwittedness right here is one thing to perceive.

Hokay.  Let’s correct set up the total whisper accessible.  First, I would possibly perhaps possibly aloof level to that that image of Scrooge within the upper left there’s dishonest; he changed into searching to gape his nephews, yes, however there changed into no indication that he changed into scowling worship that.  It is possible you’ll perhaps possibly possibly converse, oh, that is correct a projection of the ducks’ guilty minds, to which I would answer, DAMN I need I would possibly perhaps possibly think in regards to the writer (CONNELL!!) is seemingly to be up to one thing that refined, however I’ve by no device considered him forward of, so it seems doubtful.  Now not that authorial intent is the be all stop all, however you know.

In spite of all the pieces, now the predominant understanding.  I do know that extravagantly clarify plots to lead sure of Scrooge when he’s inflamed are fashioned-distress in Disney comics of all nations, however aloof, even by the standards of the style, this one seems a slight bit worthy: fly this unsupplied ship hundreds of miles, consume three months…beachcombing, and then…dwelling again; bob’s yer uncle.  That is what I call a nutty thought.

I type now not know that I would possibly perhaps possibly converse this legend as “hilarious,” however there’s finally one thing modestly amusing about staring at Scrooge cheerfully undermine himself worship this.  Honest ample.

Good ample, now or now not it is Donald Duck Finds Pirate Gold.  Why would it now not be?  Total, or now not it is beautiful to converse that this legend has a lumpen quality to it.  All and sundry which device everyone is mostly guilty of sticking in extraneous put of abode threads correct to occupy up space, on the other hand or now not it is these early Western guys who in fact exploit the apply.  I’ve talked masses within the previous about insane, frightful plotting in vintage Italian comics, however I feel worship the mediocre Italian writers did a nearer job than their mediocre American counterparts.  They had been correct possibly more extravagant about it, so it tends to face out more.

Intention?  Did we need this to with out warning reconfigure itself correct into a worship hunt?  Cannot converse I did.  Jabber that this man is now not in fact a Yellow Beak possess of parrot, in that he doesn’t seem to in fact perceive English.  But anyway, lawful news: or now not it is off the flit of Central The United States!  We are going to safe it for obvious!

Is “blockhead” a pirate be conscious?  I type now not know.  But I DID be taught one whisper: I would possibly perhaps possibly by no device heard “reduce ‘im to the brisket” forward of, on the other hand it seems or now not it is an right pirate phrase for murdering anyone by, it I perceive aright (definitions on the web are now not in fact sure), stabbing them vertically from high to bottom.  That is beautiful fun, though I deem Donald is a slight bit naive if he thinks that unlike pirates, regular sailors keep decorum always.

“Bask in slight lambs.”  Bet ya didn’t deem Scrooge changed into going to flip correct into a Christ resolve, DID ya?

But I also deserve to give a slight little bit of a tip of the cap right here to Moores for a reasonably aesthetically beautiful night right here.  Correctly performed, Moores.

“These FEET of mine had been known as shovels from time to time.”  Um.  Wut.  And why does this so pleasure the nephew?  These occasional moments of bafflement are in fact a few of the handiest whisper about these stories.

Anyway, it turns out boar island has boars.  Honest ample.  Stop idly bumbling your manner through existence, Donald.  It be maddening to search at.

Good ample.  The fetch is oddly cagey on this query, however I’m obvious boars can bite as effectively as gore you.  Yeah?  And finally, will we in fact deem being rammed into (and subsequently trampled, you’re going to need got gotta deem) by an astonishing, offended animal is okay correct on story of it can not also stab us?  Donald’s smugness in that remaining panel is basically a slight bit worthy.  It be now not beautiful to be so damn self-impressed correct on story of your world operates per irregular, opaque principles.

Factual deserve to level to the reference.  Was once this tune for some honest renowned in other folks’s childhoods, or is it one thing remarkable to me?  I mean, there’s no particular honest any individual would possibly perhaps possibly aloof are conscious of it.  It be now not in particular memorable or…lawful.  But either manner, there it is.

The premise that a affluent man would possibly be in a put of abode to summon the armed forces at a whim is unpleasant yet plausible.  But in fact, I correct deserve to level to the phone disconnection.  I need the legend did more with this, on story of it in fact does fetch funnier every time it comes up.

Fortunately!  Why are you cold with this automobile phone if now not with a typical landline?  Are we imagined to deem or now not it is more affordable?  The reverse seems nearly sure.

Car telephones are a charming whisper.  At one time, they had been primitive as shorthand for luxury, on the other hand it correct turned out to be an evolutionary cul de sac.  They would possibly perhaps possibly indulge in developed further and turn out to be ever-more refined, however at a undeniable level we realized, hiya, this thought that telephones should in some device be tied appropriate down to one thing is limiting our thinking.  It makes manner more sense to correct indulge in one you possibly can rob with you.  The put are the carphones of yesteryear?  They’re vanished worship the snow.

Man, there’s now not even any right worship, for irrespective of meager pleasure that would possibly perhaps possibly’ve given us.  Likely it will probably perhaps possibly’ve been more than the ducks’ kabuki-worship crying there, however I type now not know, possibly now not.  That will get finally about a facets for dopiness.

JEEZ, type now not you guys indulge in a Cold Battle to aid to?  Is that this a lawful consume of sources?

Jokes about Scrooge being a unpleasant tipper are the regular whisper, however in some device, they type now not fetch much more sluggish than this.  You question some roughly tiny cowl or twist, and it turns out that he’s correct…giving the kid a tiny tip.  I seek recordsdata from you!  In all honesty, can you in fact portray me that that is great of a roflcopter?  Because I stop now not safe that to be the case.

This complete tune and dance.  If you’re going to need got read a number of news of this type, you’re going to be in a put of abode to bet very precisely what’s developing next.  If now not, it seems now not truly you’re going to be on this weblog.  Aloof, I worship the implications of “you bolt first, Unca Donald–you’re bigger.”  So Scrooge is correct going to are attempting and beat the hell out of whomever he sees first?  Advance to deem of it, that is interesting: stories ending with Scrooge chasing Donald with a cane are fashioned, and there are ones that stop with Donald chasing HDL (worship that Barks New Years resolutions legend).  But Scrooge attacking the nephews?  I type now not deem that ever occurs.  Does it?

Be that as it will probably perhaps possibly.  You knew this changed into coming, didn’t you?  You knew that it will probably perhaps possibly flip out that Scrooge bought news that made him now not deserve to promote, and likewise you presumably even guessed that it enthusiastic inserting oil (spoiler, I relate, however now not in fact).  That is JUST HOW IT GOES.  By some skill I safe myself a slight bit irritated at the legend for dragging its tremendous-glaring cowl out worship this.  I mean, okay, possibly or now not it is all that it CAN stop, however I aloof feel a slight bit patronized.

Certain, okay.  Imagine the denouement in all its glory.  But I read one thing worship this and wonder, what possess of upright universe is this?  What message is it searching to sing?  Is that this correct Dante-type comedy, within the sense that in spite of shit being fucked, we fetch the happy ending that we type now not deserve?  ‘Motive what it SEEMS more worship is the ducks idiotically dicking around and then getting bailed out by the random happenstance of an arbitrary universe.  Or…are these in fact the the same whisper?  Deep, man.

Um, yes, so on that level to, happy Christmas in July!  Heh, heh!

Oh, correct.  The “physique story,” if we deserve to honor it with that name.   Lift out I should camouflage them?  They’re on the total the the same every distress.

I also worship them every time, though!  And I worship that they realized a worship chest stuffed with essentially the most favorite Dell Comics.  That is fun.