Razzies 2014

Greeting but again blogosphere! At the fresh time marks the day of the Thirty fourth Annual Golden Raspberry Awards (or ‘Razzies’ for short), the award point to dedicated to naming and shaming some of the worst issues film has to produce. Obviously, I am on board with this (specifically pondering about ‘Twilight’ has been one of many main winners within the previous). As you’ve got got doubtlessly guessed, that isn’t any longer if truth be told going to streak like my customary award point to posts (particularly as a consequence of that isn’t any longer your customary award point to). Preserve tuned for a fleshy list of winners and my brutally apt opinions.

And the Winners are . . .

Movie 43

– Worst Image

– Worst Screenplay

– Worst Director (to all 13 directors who took share)

Jaden Smith

– Worst Actor, ‘After Earth’

Tyler Perry (in toddle)

– Worst Actress, ‘A Madea Christmas’ 

Will Smith

– Worst Supporting Actor, ‘After Earth’

Kim Kardashian

– Worst Supporting Actress, ‘Tyler Perry’s Temptation’

The Lone Ranger

– Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel 

My Thoughts


Worst Image

I bask in to remark, here’s an significant-searching exhausting to name. I agree with some issues, and I form of agree with others. Having seen ‘Movie 43’ just no longer too prolonged within the past, I am no longer totally certain that it’s if truth be told as wrong as it’s cracked as much as be. I mean don’t salvage me sinful, it’s perfect-searching repulsive and remarkably slow, nonetheless I went in there ready for that. For most other folks, the main weirdness grew to become them off straight and so they gave up on it then and there, nonetheless for me, that wasn’t a drawl. If I’d seen it on the movies, I doubtlessly would bask in an totally different standpoint. I’d be one of many many condemning it for its totally preposterous space and wild inappropriateness. 

Nonetheless since I downloaded it fully vivid what to query, the cray drawl didn’t if truth be told reach as a shock. I deliberately watched it as a consequence of I desired to take into yarn how repulsive it became once, and I bask in to remark, it wasn’t as wrong as I expected (despite the proven truth that my expectations had been astronomically low, so that isn’t any longer if truth be told asserting that great). And I detest to remark this, nonetheless I if truth be told chanced on some scenes somewhat humorous (and by some, I mean 2). Per chance it’s apt me (it’s doubtlessly apt me), nonetheless even supposing the film became once repulsive, I couldn’t support nonetheless bask in it merely as a consequence of it became once so wrong. You understand the asserting it’s so wrong it’s correct? Successfully, it’s extra or much less like that, excluding it wasn’t correct. It be apt so wrong it’s humorous and no longer totally awful. For my fragment, I mediate it’s fellow nominee ‘Grown America2’ would possibly possibly additionally composed’ve won. Particular, I do not know what I am speaking about as a consequence of I bask in not seen it, nonetheless the major one became once apt undeniable awful, so I don’t stare how the 2nd one would be any greater. Plus, Adam Sandler is apt no longer humorous in movies. Ever. 

After Earth

I bask in to apt put apart this accessible straight, I bask in not seen this film. I know what it’s seemingly you’ll possibly maybe well possibly correctly be all pondering:

And sure, it’s seemingly you’ll possibly maybe well possibly be correct. Nonetheless don’t difficulty, I produce bask in opinions (that are possibly invalid, nonetheless whatever). I if truth be told don’t even know what is occurring to Will Smith. He outdated to be in some perfect-searching quality stuff, and then he apt started doing all these movies to support boost his son’s occupation. I mean yeah, that’s good and the whole lot, nonetheless after the catastrophe that became once the remake of ‘The Karate Kid’ (aka, let’s all gaze Jaden Smith note karate for an hour and a half of), I’d correctly be giving up. Subsequent, he’ll be serving to Willow whip her hair lend a hand and forth. 

Kim Kardashian

Once but again, bask in I seen ‘Tyler Perry’s Temptation’? No. Attain I must in make clear to ranking out whether or no longer the Razzie became once correctly deserved? Undoubtedly no longer. Kim Kardashian, if truth be told? I don’t even know why she’s correctly-known. Her dad became once a lawyer in some mountainous court docket case a few decades within the past, mountainous deal. My fogeys bask in law levels, does that mean I will salvage my maintain actuality TV point to? So yeah, it’s ridiculous that she’s even correctly-known, nonetheless to if truth be told be in from now on or much less film? What’s sinful with the enviornment? This Razzie is 100% correctly deserved!

So that’s the terminate of my miniature ranty Razzies post. Who’s conscious of, I’d additionally’ve apt given you a full vary of movies to lead clear of, or a full vary of movies to ranking on the sly and salvage fun of mercilessly. Both plot, I’m hoping my post became once vaguely engaging and has officially got you into a judgemental spirit for the Oscars tomorrow, as a consequence of I indubitably would possibly possibly additionally no longer be holding lend a hand. Til’ subsequent time . . .

Annabel xx