Oscars 2014 Round-Up

The time has near as soon as more to ponder the form of some of Hollywood’s starlets on the night of nights. Did they ship? Did they fail miserably? You are going to want to read on an stare.

Easiest Dressed

No longer handiest did she (spoiler alert) accumulate an Oscar tonight, she furthermore won herself a narrate on my handiest dressed list (an equal honour). I severely ponder she looked mammoth awesome. It used to be adorable, it used to be sparkling, it used to be princess enjoy, that is Oscars materials upright there. I ponder they were most likely in doubt of who would accumulate handiest actress forward of the tournament, but then she rocked up on the pink carpet and they also appropriate gave it to her, fingers down (or she’s appropriate mega proficient, both one). Correct job Cate, loving your work. 

This lady is severely on the wonderful roll ever. She can if truth be told operate no awful. Each time her feet hit that pink carpet, her outfits are all huge hits. That is demanding to operate, but this time, she’s performed it as soon as more. That blue is severely one of many nicest colours ever. I even like the headscarf (because headbands are wintry). She looks enjoy what the miniature mermaid would look enjoy if she used to be nominated for an Oscar (and you understand, now not mammoth white). Loving it!

She might per chance per chance most likely’ve fallen over (while you occur to are careworn, read on), but she with out a doubt looked awesome while doing it. Right here is Hollywood, upright right here. It’s with out a doubt an success when your robe is extra pink than the pink carpet. She appropriate looks mammoth duper amazeballs. It’s neat, or now not it’s neat and or now not it’s shiny. A mixture that can never disappoint. Scuttle J-Law!

Sandra Bullock

Woman Gaga

Worst Dressed

Anna Kendrick

Anne Sweeney

Glenn Close

Liza Minnelli 

Julia Roberts

To commence up the divulge, the overall legendary Ellen Degeneres needed to operate used to be produce her capacity on stage and the gang used to be already mammoth pumped. But nonetheless, why would now not you be? It’s a ways the Oscars! And or now not it’s Ellen Degeneres! As anticipated, she nailed it. Factual off the bat, she veritably stated that Americans are one of many a huge amount of victims of first world problems, announcing “For these of you staring at at dwelling, or now not it has been a demanding couple of days – it has been raining in L.A. We’re beautiful. Thanks for your prayers”. But oh no, it gets better. Actors were known as other folks with out like, friendship and family, June Squibb (being the oldest nominee) used to be talked at enjoy a listening to impaired aged particular person, and Liza Minnelli used to be accused of being a male run impersonator. 

She furthermore sparkling great accused the Academy of most likely being racist, which is repeatedly factual. Plus, she managed to steal a selfie right during the are living performance, onstage, in entrance of the realm. I ponder that is an success in itself. 

– Easiest Listing

– Easiest Director, ‘Gravity’

– Easiest Actress, ‘Blue Jasmine’

– Easiest Actor, ‘Dallas Shoppers Club’

– Easiest Supporting Actor, ‘Dallas Shoppers Club’

– Easiest Supporting Actress, ’12 Years A Slave’ 

– Easiest Cinematography, Emmanuel Lubezki 

– Easiest Film Enhancing

– Easiest Visible Effets

– Easiest Sound Mixing

– Easiest Sound Enhancing

The Sizable Gatsby

– Easiest Manufacturing Form

– Easiest Costume Form

Her

– Easiest Fresh Screenplay

– Easiest Makeup and Hairstyling 

– Easiest Brief Film (Engaging)

Frozen

– Easiest Fresh Song, ‘Let It Scuttle’

– Easiest Engaging Characteristic Film

Helium

– Easiest Brief Film (Stay Circulation)

The Woman in Quantity 6: Song Saved My Existence

– Easiest Documentary Brief Field

20 Ft from Stardom

– Easiest Documentary Characteristic

The Sizable Magnificence

– Easiest Foreign Language Film 

Don’t you appropriate like tumblr? 

The first musical performance of the night, Pharrell Williams came on swinging, singing his infectious hit from ‘Sinister Me 2’ (aka, one of many wonderful movies ever) ‘Overjoyed’. I if truth be told didn’t even snoop on the singing (which is a first for me- essentially the most judgemental particular person ever), the performance used to be appropriate so inspiring. It had a miniature little bit of slideshow within the background of dancing minions, which let’s face it, is the wonderful thing ever, and he got all these kids on stage dancing with him, and I fabricate now not appropriate imply bopping spherical randomly in a nook, I imply plump on dancing. And then he appropriate started weaving in and out of the huge name studded crowd enjoy a expert, and it used to be all appropriate mammoth wintry. Also, you cannot support it, the song severely appropriate makes you overjoyed (oh how aptly named it used to be). 

Karen O (and a few random other dude)

I fabricate now not maintain any thought who she is, but I assumed this used to be a nice, chilled, slightly low key performance. It used to be appropriate her and a random dude with a guitar performing ‘The Moon Song’ from the nominated film ‘Her’. After I narrate it used to be low key, I imply it used to be severely low key (she took her sneakers off, that is for these that understand or now not it’s excessive). Also, what used to be nice about it used to be that it used to be short and candy. these performances that if truth be told feel enjoy they move for your total existence, and they also appropriate proceed to suck and suck till you safe all homicidal? This wasn’t this form of (thank god). They both had slightly quirky voices which had been kinda wintry and positively match the song, so that used to be factual. All in all, it used to be sparkling wintry. 

U2

Performing their song ‘Fashioned Adore’ from ‘Mandela: Prolonged Stroll to Freedom’ used to be U2. I even want to disclose, I wasn’t wowed or anything else. I imply it used to be factual (as in, in tune), but it with out a doubt used to be extra or much less tiring. I am now not the wonderful U2 fan (and even a fan within the slightest), so I allege I am extra or much less the awful particular person to request. I fabricate now not know, but there’s appropriate something about Bono’s bid that annoys me. It extra or much less sounds enjoy he’s whining to a pair kill of melody, now not if truth be told singing. Also, it got mammoth tiring after some time. It appropriate kept going and going. the homicidal tendencies that I was talking about forward of? They were getting sparkling terminate. Also, to prime it all off, I fabricate now not even enjoy the song. It’s appropriate long and tiring, and a extinguish of existence. 

Purple

In a miniature little bit of celebration of the work of the slack Judy Garland, Purple delivered a severely awesome, modernised performance of ‘Someplace Over the Rainbow’. Every so steadily other folks strive to be all stylish with outdated classics and it appropriate severely doesn’t work, but this with out a doubt did. Within the encourage of the overall poppy stuff that Purple does the overall time is severely a fantastic bid. It used to be appropriate mammoth awesome, that is all I will narrate. It used to be furthermore nice that they had clips from ‘The Wizard of Oz’ within the background, it used to be a nice touch. It wasn’t appropriate me that plot she delivered along with her performance, it used to be absolutely all americans else within the viewers as smartly, so great so that she got a huge standing O (Liza Minnelli incorporated, now that is an success).

Bette Midler

It’s repeatedly a demanding gig being the put up in memoriam performer, the overall depression and what now not. But I even want to disclose, I ponder Bette did a sparkling factual job. Having performed ‘Wind Below my Wings’, at the least she had the indisputable truth that it used to be a ‘Seashores’ traditional on her aspect. It used to be nice, and it used to be unhappy. That is sparkling great all you can request for in a memorial performance. So yeah, the song’s a miniature bit overused and sappy, but she rocked it. 

Idina Menzel

Right here is officially my popular performance of the night! And no, that is totally now not biased. I imply first off, or now not it’s Idina Menzel, so I knew it used to be already going to be spectacularly awesome. To provide it even better she performed the perfection that is ‘Let It Scuttle’ from ‘Frozen’. It used to be if truth be told no joke, one of many wonderful issues ever. Stay ‘Frozen’! It doesn’t safe any better than that. Existence is unprecedented upright now. I am if truth be told so excited I’ve forgotten systems to kill sentences. Abinofmpwrdnka. 

As I are seemingly to operate, I prefer to steal all of the eye a ways flung from the Oscars and pickle it on myself (because that is appropriate how I roll). What’s the wonderful capacity to operate this? Give out your maintain awards at the same time, clearly. So low and stare, my awards for one of the important stuff that went down at the Oscars 2014. 

Finest Celeb Pizza Birthday party: Clearly, this one goes to Ellen, who being the legendary host she is, organised for pizza to be dropped at the Academy Awards. That pizza man need to’ve been so stoked. 

Most Immoral Mispronunciation: John Travolta, fingers down. It severely is a majorly awkward 2nd for these that mispronounce broadway story, singer and actress Idina Menzel’s name. And now not even appropriate a miniature little bit of, majorly.  

Glimpse, I didn’t lie. 

Easiest Photo-bomb: No longer even in his maintain nation, this one goes to Benedict Cumberbatch. Who can photo bomb U2 and safe away with it? This man can. 

Easiest Mid-Demonstrate Selfie: Even supposing this used to be one of many mid-divulge selflies, the one under will want to steal the cake. It’s got sparkling great every famous particular person ever obsessed with it, plus it if truth be told legitimately broke twitter. No, I am now not lying. Twitter severely crashed because the photo used to be getting so many retweets, now officially making it essentially the most retweeted tweet ever, how wintry is that?

Most Facially Expressive Celeb: No longer so surprisingly, this one goes to Jim Carey. He used to be legitimately on the stage for lower than two minutes, and he serene managed to tug these:

Easiest Cash Maker: This one as soon as extra goes to host Ellen. What better pickle to hunt for money than a room jam stuffed with rich celebrities, am I upright?

Yay! You are going to merely maintain now officially read everything precious there’s to know about the 2014 Academy Awards! Now that the night of the 365 days has nearly about an quit, what subsequent? Don’t wretchedness, awards season is now not if truth be told over yet, there’s loads extra to move. Til’ subsequent time . . .

Annabel xx