MTV Film Awards 2014 Round-Up

The time has arrive again for me to become majorly judgemental (however let’s face it, when am I not?). Saving the worst for final, let’s initiating with the folk on my easiest dressed checklist.

Finest Dressed

Sure, I’m not the largest fan of ‘Shake It Up’ (or keen on it at all by any stretch of the imagination), nor build I admire something else that Disney Channel’s been pumping out for roughly the final 5 years, however I in point of fact have to reveal, Bella Thorne looks fine awesome. She’s carrying Versace, so , you would hope it changed into as soon as nice, however I severely love this. The color’s awesome, and the kind of it be rather diversified, which I in point of fact have to reveal most surely works well. 

I do know, I’m surprised by this too. Again, I’m not precisely the largest fan of her or something else, however I in point of fact have to admit, apart from the fact she looks about as contented to be there as Grumpy Cat, she looks out of the ordinary awesome. With Nicki Minaj you in point of fact by no manner know what she’ll rock up in (there hang been some prepare wrecks within the past), however this time, she in point of fact dressed to galvanize. Or not it is classy, it be rather glam, and he or she looks awesome. That to me is a quality robe. 

I severely in point of fact like this. It appears, Victoria’s been getting some mixed critiques on her MTV Film Awards ensemble, however I in point of fact have to reveal, I judge she seemed awesome (therefore her location on my checklist). First off, she got right here in purple, how would possibly maybe that not be unbelievable? Or not it is purchased kind of an irregular pattern occurring which I in point of fact love, the sparkly accessories steady stay it off in point of fact properly. What can I dispute? She rocked it.

Jessica Alba

Although this wasn’t terribly take care of, I in point of fact have to reveal, I admire what Jessica Alba managed to drag collectively. Let’s face it, when you happen to are going to robe down at an award showcase, the MTV Film Awards are the one to make a selection. I admire the lemon color of the skirt, and you cannot high-tail injurious with a carve top, excessive waisted skirt combo. She seemed fine and what she wore changed into as soon as merely for the event, in dispute that in my books is a winner.

Debby Ryan

Additionally rocking dim on the awards changed into as soon as Debby Ryan. All over again, curiously a newbie Disney monumental determine whom I’m not very acquainted with has made it onto the checklist (though I in point of fact have to admit, I did extinct to gaze ‘The Suite Lifestyles on Deck’ manner support in 2009). And I in point of fact have to reveal, she looks fine awesome. Or not it is graceful, it be lustrous and looks out of the ordinary. What’s there to fault? 

I’m sorry Lupita, I in point of fact am. It appears all people on the fetch in point of fact loved this outfit, however I’m sorry, I steady build by no means. The head of it looks rather just like the particles left over from an explosion at M&M World, while the underside looks the color swatches you would receive stuffed on the underside of an interior clothier’s transient case. Or not it is steady too confusing, I will be able to’t rating on board with that. Additionally, if the robe has a turtle neck, odds are it is not going to be essentially the easiest. Confidently you are going to be support to your lustrous self very fleet Lupita. 

What’s this? I in point of fact build not even know what I’m having a stare at. Right here’s steady one monumental no from me. Surprisingly, this has in point of fact been on a pair of oldsters’s easiest dressed checklist, can you watched that?  To me, this robe steady looks as if a sack of cat vomit (perchance Grumpy Cat purchased to her earlier than the showcase?). It does nothing for her, and the pattern round the tip is correct off. You judge it would possibly maybe maybe well not rating any worse? Correct wait till you rating to the sneakers. What are those? They peep like one among those brick cellphones from the ’80’s. Right here’s steady a monumental pile of no. 

Sadly, I could maybe not let my bias rating within the kind of this one. No topic how great I admire ‘Awkward’, I steady would possibly maybe not let this depraved robe lumber. I build not even know why this image will seemingly be placed on a robe. What’s it even alleged to be anyway? Some impact of sea panorama I grunt. Nonetheless as any individual who has lately steady gone on holidays and managed to rating away the burden that is geography, this robe offends me on so many ranges. Why Jillian why? Per chance it is predominant to silent rating some guidelines out of your personality Tamara subsequent time you rock as a lot as an award showcase. 

What’s this? Is it a jumpsuit, is it a uncommon wrap robe? I steady build not know. Whatever it is some distance, it be depraved. It kind of looks as if a terribly evil kimono impact of reveal, and I’m steady not digging that. What’s with the belt? Or not it is unfamiliar and unnecessary. Additionally what is with the random prints? I will be able to stare a dim and white leopard print, to boot to diversified random monochrome stripes. Whacking on random bits of orange stuff on top of that would not scheme it appealing, it makes it silly. Correct, no. 

All over again, it appears one more ‘Awkward’ monumental determine has made it onto my worst dressed checklist. Sooner than we even rating to her outfit though, what is she doing? It looks as if she took too many laxatives earlier than she left dwelling and steady determined to abet herself within the course of the purple carpet. That is by no manner an easiest peep, ever! She absolutely embodies the determine of her showcase on this image. The robe will not be even in point of fact that evil. Sure, it be completely sick-becoming and looks as if a wannabe princess impact of reveal, however no much less than it be not ghastly. Nonetheless severely, what is occurring along with her hair? It looks as if something a16 one year extinct must high-tail to their jog and later remorse. Or not it is age fallacious, and I silent can’t rating over that pose. No, steady no. 

The showcase started, like it always does, with rather video intro. What witty remarks did host Conan O’Brien prepare to scheme on this? Legitimately fine great none. Why is this you inquire of? Merely because he rarely even spoke. It changed into as soon as all basically based completely round him in a board room with a bunch of random executives searching to arrive support up with something to build for the intro. They then resolve upon having a bunch of celeb cameos (50 to be right) for no apparent cause. Attain these celebrities dispute something else? No longer in point of fact. What in point of fact sucked changed into as soon as that essentially the easiest one who purchased to be in contact changed into as soon as Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift! She isn’t allowed to be in contact ever, let on my own on television. Correct because I’m chilly and feel like losing time, the cameos were:

1. Andy Samberg, 2. Seth Rogen, 3. Sarah Silverman, 4. Ice Cube, 5. Elijah Wood, 6. Chris Pratt, 7. Jessica Alba, 8. Ashton Kutcher, 9. Anna Faris, 10. Danny McBride, 11. Ed Helms, 12. Jason Bateman, 13. Lupita Nyong’o 14. Adam Sandler, 15. Russell Crowe, 16. Jennifer Connelly, 17. Emma Watson, 18. Anthony Hopkins, 19. Logan Lerman, 20. Shaun White, 21. Rosario Dawson, 22. Willie Nelson, 23. Blake Griffin, 24. Taylor Swift, 25. Martin Scorsese, 26. James Franco, 27. Paul Rudd, 28. Aziz Ansari, 29. Grumpy Cat, 30. Carrie Brownstein, 31. Fred Armisen, 32. Skrillex, 33. Demi Moore, 34. Banksy, 35. Tom Arnold, 36. Simon Helberg, 37. Melissa Rauch, 38. Mayim Bialik, 39. Johnny Galecki, 40. Jim Parsons, 41. Kunal Nayyar, 42. Kaley Cuoco, 43. Mindy Kaling, 44. Adam Scott, forty five. Ellen Page, 46. Charles Barkley, 47. Jack Nicholson, 48. Katy Perry, 49. Jack White ending predictably with 50. Conan O’Brien

All in all, it changed into as soon as fine sucky. I mean I grunt seeing celebrities is involving, however severely, it will get extinct in a transient time. 

Anyway, he sooner or later in point of fact made it onto the stage, pyrotechnics in chubby swing, making jokes about satanic cults. I build not know if it be steady me, however I steady severely build not receive that man amusing. I’ve by no manner viewed his showcase, nor will I ever now. Interior most opinions aside, it steady kind of kept dragging on like that, earlier than in the end he broke steady into a musical number which changed into as soon as all about how he did not wish to build a musical number (because common sense will not be any longer prevalent). The highest comedian legend he made that I learned vaguely involving changed into as soon as when he identified that Grumpy Cat purchased a larger seat than Gash Lachey. Nonetheless, this changed into as soon as maybe easiest as a result of the indisputable fact that it changed into as soon as about Grumpy Cat.

And the Winners are . . .

– Film of the one year

– Finest Female Efficiency, The Starvation Game: Catching Fireplace

– Finest Male Efficiency, The Starvation Video games: Catching Fireplace

– Step forward Efficiency, We’re The Millers

– Finest Kiss, We’re The Millers

– Finest Battle, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

– Finest Comedic Efficiency, The Wolf of Wall Avenue

– Finest Shirtless Efficiency, That Awkward Second

– Finest Villain, OuncesThe Tremendous and Unparalleled

– Finest On-Display hide hide Transformation, Dallas Investors Membership

– Finest Musical Second, This Is The Stay

– Finest Cameo Efficiency, This Is The Stay

– Trailblazer Award

– Mark Wahlberg

I talked rather about their performance earlier than, and I high-tail to reveal it again, I in point of fact build not receive Conan amusing. Peaceable, the music changed into as soon as ample. When Pitch Finest’s Adam DeVine got right here to the stage it made it rather more involving, however I in point of fact have to reveal, as some distance as songs about nothing high-tail, this wasn’t essentially the easiest. They legitimately did all the pieces to investigate cross-take a look at and scheme the audience like it, including randomly whipping out a gospel choir, however silent, it steady did not work for me. I’m sorry guys, however you are unfunny music steady did not build it for me. 

What can I dispute? Their performance of ‘Monster’ changed into as soon as location on. What I in point of fact loved about it changed into as soon as that though Rihanna sounded akin to the recording, she modified it up rather within the are dwelling surroundings, which is always to be appreciated. Plus, the music’s out of the ordinary catchy, in dispute that by no manner hurts. And Eminem, oh my god. I’ve by no manner heard him abolish are dwelling earlier than (to be merely, earlier than final one year, I build not judge I’d ever heard him on a recording, however no topic), and he changed into as soon as in point of fact so fair steady! I build not know the procedure folks can be in contact that snappily and scheme it sound fair steady. Sure, I’ve been acknowledged to be in contact a mile a minute, however not in a manner that vaguely pursuits folks. All in all, an improbable performance. 

This performance changed into as soon as kind of a uncommon mash-up of two songs that are on the ‘Divergent’ soundtrack, these being ‘Beating Coronary heart’ by Ellie Goulding and ‘Fetch You’ by Zedd. Weirdly ample though, it wasn’t in point of fact a mash-up, it changed into but again like two consecutive songs by two diversified artists (not that I’m judging or something else). So it felt rather disjointed, however yeah, it changed into as soon as fine fair steady. I will be able to’t in point of fact pick any technical flaws or something else, it changed into as soon as steady rather silly (though that’s my uncommon model). While slightly appetizing, it wasn’t precisely out of the ordinary involving, however I grunt it is some distance the MTV Film Awards, not the Grammy’s, so my hopes weren’t particularly excessive.

My Awards

The time has arrive again for me to dole out my awards for essentially the most legend and memorable moments of the evening. Who will procure this time? The anticipation should be killing you.