DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN STICKER
One among the massive issues about our international economy, except for the best opportunities readily available for peasants in third-world sweatshops, is the mysterious come art, commerce, and disdain for copyright rules reach together to affect cheap gimmicks for teens. Working instance: puffy stickers.



As soon as the decorating selection of 4th-graders in each location, the puffy sticker has no longer too prolonged within the past been modified within the hearts of schoolchildren by more recent, extra garish self-adhesive creations. However there used to be a time when a pocket book or a about-to-be-painted mattress room wall used to be no longer total with out these intellectual, rather of-yielding accouterments.

The puffy stickers highlighted on the present time characteristic a raft of swiped, traced, illegally copied, and otherwise ripped off characters from Japanese anime and SF popular culture; some all of a sudden recognizable, others extra obscure. I care for to assume that a shut examination of bootlegged merchandise unearths the inherent energy in these pictures – stripped of context and devoid of to any extent extra or less ancillary merchandise, these characters like queer hypnotic powers over the minds of teens, and adults who assume care for teens. Let’s rob a nearer inquire, lets?



This instance aspects an obtrusive Gargantuan Mazinger and two characters from Starzinger, Jan Kugo and Don Haka, otherwise customarily called Jesse Toddle and Porkos. Also visible is a terribly poorly traced Getta Robo head – the head of Getta One – and a few generic spaceships, one of which faintly resembles the Phoenix from Gatchaman, but I’m no longer going to push it. Let’s transfer on.


Our second instance is an incredible extra confusing mixed get: an axe-wielding Getta Robo looms over an extremely grinning Danguard Ace while Jinpei’s swallow automotive from Gatchaman II and Sir Jogo’s space scooter from Starzinger skim round within the background. Watching all right here’s the disembodied head of Voltes V. At the tip is a confusing automotive that looks to be made up of bits and pieces of different machines; the very most sensible one who leaps to mind is the Blugar (aka “Rydoto”) from Raideen. And that’s the reason a “perhaps”. The chicken nostril would no longer match at all.



Precise while you thought issues couldn’t secure extra obscure – and let me expose you, or no longer it’s disturbing to secure extra obscure than bootleg Taiwanese puffy stickers of Japanese sketch characters – right here comes sticker #3!



K, so there’s Danguard Ace’s head, and the God Phoenix from Gatchaman II, but what the heck are the relaxation of those issues? K, the robotic, or no longer it’s poorly drawn, but my learn signifies or no longer it’s none rather then Daitetsujin 17!




Created by Shotaro Ishinomori as model of a ersatz Gigantor/Huge Robo, this dapper robotic used to be the massive name of a stay-movement series that used to be released in English on two VHS compilations entitled “Brain 17” and “Revenge Of The Defenders.” However that bulbous-bodied, spike-nosed spaceship… what would possibly per chance that be from?



Or no longer it’s the Galaxy Runner from Message From Region, the 1978 Toei Megastar Wars-impressed space legend starring Vic Morrow and Sonny Chiba! How wintry is that? Very wintry, judge me. One remaining fragment of the puzzle to dope out right here; what the hell is that flying dinosaur chicken thing? Handiest two alternate choices spring to mind.



Or no longer it’s either Rocross from the Mitsuteru Yokayama series Babel 2, or Zok from the Hanna-Barbera series The Herculoids! Or perhaps they got together and had rather one and this used to be the minute one grown up. I dunno. Often the sector of booleg anime merchandise leads down queer paths. Have your eyes open, teens, you never know what lurks on the dusty aisles of your local convenience store!

-Dave Merrill

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