Oh hi!
We made a singular video for, which will include to serene be up next week. It entails naked yoga, which needless to claim outcomes in manufacture-it-city, because how can it no longer? As presently as the trailer’s up, we are going to hit you with it.
For the time being, right here’s what it is possible you’ll perchance test forward to…

Espresso in Mattress.

Espresso in Mattress.

-It be been a whereas since made a video.
-Yeah, I wager it has. What the fuck?
-We can non-public to still presumably develop one.
-Must film it?

And you obtain to search the comfort.

Trailer soon. Until then, revel in the screengrabs!

Bucket List Shit: Nude Seaside Edition.

Bucket List Shit: Nude Seaside Edition.
As you can additionally fetch picked up from the title of this put up, we finally did it.
After many summer season trips to seashores collectively, there is in any appreciate times been the mention of heading to a nude sea lope at some level. With handsome us. With friends. With groups. By myself, even. But below no circumstances once has it took map.
Except now.
Severely, it will additionally were handsome on myth of it turned into once a supreme sea lope day, excessive 70’s, barely a cloud in the sky, water warmer than life like. But fuck, we NEVER wish to breeze to a garments required sea lope but again.
Violet spent moderately about a the day alongside with her titties out, (neatly lathered in sunblock, mind you) and after moderately of warming up to it, we both shed our bottoms and headed into the water. And then those bottoms stayed off.
It felt fucking palatable. Decadent. Injurious. Pure. Supreme.
We won’t wait to breeze support. If best most likely summer season wasn’t coming to a shut. And if best most likely that sea lope turned into once closer. Hmm…

Win Some Lips, Bitches.

Win Some Lips, Bitches.

Hi there! Yeah, we doubtlessly owe you a put up or 17 about what we now had been up to, what our plans are, what lifestyles has been bringing us or now not bringing us currently. And we are going to undoubtedly be engaged on getting that to you before later.

For now, we like a puny little bit of exciting news in that a brand sleek video we made final week is now dwell on MakeLoveNotPorn. This one started after I turned into as soon as at work and came residence to Violet wearing my shirt. Then she put on lipstick. And the comfort is captured here.

You will likely be in a articulate to thank Beyonce for this. It looks, V turned into as soon as residence watching her sleek videos all day and got inspired. So thanks B!

And as continuously, if you hire any such videos, permit us to know what you conception! We like hearing from you!!! Thanks so fucking remarkable for the enhance!

Cocktail Hour – The Snaps.

Cocktail Hour – The Snaps.

Yesterday, we posted our TENTH video on MakeLoveNotPorn.television. Which feels sort of insane to us. It doubtlessly does to you too.

Right here’s a sample of what is in that video. We’d indulge in it whenever you happen to checked it out. We mediate you would indulge in it too.

V+R’s Top Ten Must Be taught MakeLoveNotPorn Videos Listing.

V+R’s Top Ten Must Be taught MakeLoveNotPorn Videos Listing.

Did you be half of but? Maybe to grasp a examine out our videos? Or now not decrease than the trailers? When you occur to have not, you ought to, it be free to affix, so kind it already!

When you occur to DID be half of and maybe rented a pair of of our vids but are wondering what else is price checking out, we’re here to assist. We grasp rented a handful of videos and we grasp been taking half in what we grasp considered. So that is a checklist of our 5 favourite videos that we grasp rented, and a checklist of 5 we will rent real rapidly. Oh, and there are illustrations, because these illustrations are going to make blood stride to ingredients on your pants, and that is the reason continually a fine element to portion.

V+R’s “Top 5 ‘Receive Us Going (In Our Parts) MakeLoveNotPorn Videos’ Listing”

1. DALE COOPER AND COLBY KELLER. Severely, factual scrutinize the trailer. Or now not it is shapely (we didn’t factual imagine doing our fresh video in shaded and white out of nowhere). Stunningly properly filmed. Edited wonderfully. And stars two incredibly shapely males. And as well they’re smiling. And laughing. And doing a little fully sizzling shit. Also, FOREARMS.

2. BZ and Gloria. We’re cheerful that these two are fellow MakeLoveNotPornstars, as we grasp known about Balthazar and his unbelievable pictures abilities for a spread of years. They were ready to translate this fashion to video beautifully and as if that weren’t acceptable adequate, the chemistry between this married couple is palpable. Severely, it be in our mouths. Love, ALL UP IN IT. Oh, this moreover contains presumably the most nonchalant fisting ever. Because is never for all time truly that what #RealWorldSex is about? Shit, it be handiest kinky the first time, then it be factual something you kind continuously (or your total time).

3. Nebbish and Goddess. We love the leopard. We love the dialog. We love the extra than one angles. We love the Liberator pillow. We love the alive to cunnilingus. We love the very real, very laborious orgasm. We grasp gotta accept the sort of Liberators…

4. Mr. and Mrs. Lau. We’re on a boat, motherfuckers! Drinking pussy, motherfuckers! On a motherfucking boat!!! However yeah, as that you can moreover presumably bet, this used to be filmed on a boat. He is in point of fact alive to, which is the ability we love our pussy eaters to be. And it be fully sizzling. MAKE MORE VIDEOS, GUYS, WHY IS THIS THE ONLY ONE? ALSO, SHOW US MORE OF HIM NEXT TIME!

5. Audiosmut. We’re reasonably voyeuristic. And reasonably exhibitionist (DUH). And followers of coffee. And being sexually sneaky. So the root of the actual person sitting next to you at your native cafe getting worked up adequate to lock the door and grasp at it in a transient solo session is one we’re swish into. Or now not it is handheld, there’s a total lot of “what am I seeing exactly” and anonymous. Plus, it be made by the very supreme girls at Audiosmut and for radio producers, a swish impressive exhibiting for a rare video foray.

And now the “5 Videos We Haven’t Considered However Are On Our MUST RENT Listing” checklist:

1. BZ and Gloria. Yes, but again. This time, they make a lumber to a B&B for the weekend and BRING A FRIEND TO FILM THEM. As folks who grasp usually uttered, “it be so laborious to shoot this” one day of our videos, the root of a friend taking adjust of that half is something we’re swish intrigued by. Plus, having stayed in a pair of B&B’s and know how naughty it ought to feel to grasp sex in a single, we know properly the heightened sexual arousal they’re presumably below whereas this video used to be being made. Maybe we ought to factual rent it now…

2. Nebbish and Goddess. Possess we ever discussed how powerful we love assplay? Oh, we now grasp? OVER AND OVER?? Yeah, that sounds correct. Properly, seems Nebbish and Goddess kind too. So we’re swish powerful going to grasp a examine out factual how powerful they revel in it. Oh, and bonus components for pulling it off in a peaceful country inn (we’re sensing a theme here).

3. ModestyAblaze. We grasp now not decided which video but, but we grasp been that suggests to rent one of them. They factual see so sizzling. Plus, we now have to admit, we’re queer about her relationship with her husband and followers and the blueprint in which it all works. A essential hand video demonstration of 1 element of it helps. We’re into it.

4. HavingFun. They’re having enjoyable, alright. With editing. Just a few angles. Focal fluctuate. Spanking. The total acceptable stuff that we’re total suckers for. Plus, as anybody who’s considered our Overjoyed video, the Tom Waits soundalike in this extra long, extra juicy trailer is speaking our language.

5. Ela Darling. We’re PRETTY into her. That ability we’re moreover swish into staring at her grasp sex with a longtime crush of hers, Aaliyah Devour. Plus, the phrase “I find it irresistible whereas you’re creepy” is uttered within the trailer.

Oh, Hello.

Oh, Hello.

Oh, hiya. What’s 10 months with out a post? With the exception of for a truly very lengthy time, or now not it’s confidently a refreshing share of your day/week/month/year. We might well presumably presumably have been absent for a spell, but we surely weren’t idle on the intercourse and photo entrance.

Welcome support, us! Overjoyed to be here once more.